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Hayley's Journal
it's shark week
Created on 2007-02-09 05:09:21 (#12243099), last updated 2009-07-16
286 comments received, 220 comments posted
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| Name: | H-Bomb |
|---|---|
| Location: | Portland, Oregon, United States |
formerly
spacepanda
I will just repost a bio I wrote for a writing community:
I enjoy cooking dinner and riding vintage bikes. I am terrified of writing. I collage and play guitar. Unsolicited envelopes full of cash are always appreciated and desperately needed. I can't wake before noon. I am prone to fits of rage malapropos my gender but otherwise I'm pretty passive. I feel anxious and sad. I like radical feminist theory and queer theory. I hate America. I hate TV and most movies except nature documentaries. I am what is usually labeled as a stay-at-home mom but I feel that implies something inaccurate and other than my shameless desire to avoid having a job, sit around a lot and think about myself, and aversion to Oprah and magazines that tell you how to blow your husband and lose 10 pounds simultaneously. I used to live in Orange County CA (aka Hell) until I fled to Oregon when I was 19.
Bonus Q: Did I use the word "malapropos" correctly? Y/N? Srs, I'd like to know.
I will just repost a bio I wrote for a writing community:
I enjoy cooking dinner and riding vintage bikes. I am terrified of writing. I collage and play guitar. Unsolicited envelopes full of cash are always appreciated and desperately needed. I can't wake before noon. I am prone to fits of rage malapropos my gender but otherwise I'm pretty passive. I feel anxious and sad. I like radical feminist theory and queer theory. I hate America. I hate TV and most movies except nature documentaries. I am what is usually labeled as a stay-at-home mom but I feel that implies something inaccurate and other than my shameless desire to avoid having a job, sit around a lot and think about myself, and aversion to Oprah and magazines that tell you how to blow your husband and lose 10 pounds simultaneously. I used to live in Orange County CA (aka Hell) until I fled to Oregon when I was 19.
Bonus Q: Did I use the word "malapropos" correctly? Y/N? Srs, I'd like to know.
Interests (149):
30 rock, absolutely fabulous, acon, alela diane, alton brown, andrea dworkin, autodidacticism, awkward social interactions, babies, beck, belle and sebastian, bev francis, bike touring, blaming the patriarchy, blaze, board games, bpal, british television, buddhism, calvin johnson, camping, car free, catapults, chumps, classism, collages, crystal skulls, delayed sleep phase syndrome, divine, edgy toothpaste commercials, eft, elizabeth bishop, enneagram, envy, eugene, existentialism, extra beautiful songs, failing at life, fantasy whales, feeling sorry for myself, feminism, finnish folk music, flea markets, franz kafka, fyodor dostoevsky, gays, gem sweaters, gender, good eats, goodwill, guitar, gus van sant, h.d., hating america, having my hair brushed, hierarchies, imagists, introversion, john ashbery, john waters, josephine foster, jurassic park, killer whales, kurt vonnegut, ladies, lady hats, laziness, leslie hall, lost, margaret atwood, mariee sioux, marissa nadler, married to the sea, mazzy star, mbti, mst3k, my bacon strips, my little pony, my mom is british, nature and shit, new weird america, nonsmoker, npd, open mic, orange county, orca: the killerwhale, oregon, outsider music, parenting by benign neglect, patriarchy, peak oil, pearl, personality typing, philip larkin, philosophy, pj harvey, poetry, portland, powells, project runway, prosody, pterodactyls, racism, radical feminism, radiohead, raptors, revolutions, robert duncan, roses, salvia, scott walker, scrabble, scum manifesto, self help, shakers, shark week, sharks, shulamith firestone, sloth, sluttin' around, snatch buffet, sociopaths, spaced, strangers with candy, sylvia plath, temporal lobe epilepsy, thalia zedek, the 90s, the enneagram, the office (uk), the second sex, total spiritual creaminess, trephination, triangles, twee, tyra banks, unicorns, unsolved mysteries, vanilla coke, vanity, vintage bicycles, virginia woolf, vj, wallace stevens, wheel of fortune, whorin' around, writing, x-files, zardoz
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